FREE ADULT PRAWN!

ADULT PRAWN ARE DYING! And they are dying for us to free them, free them from their shackled stripper lives having to feed dozens and dozens of child prawn! How can you just watch them strip to their pinky white bare flesh on the those cheap free download sites. HOW?! They are dying for us to log in our private information and our bank details and our sexual preferences and rub ourselves in salty walty fish sauce while they peel their crusty skin off layer by layer…so that we can see their dirty cracks.

STOP THIS ABUSE! STOP THIS ABUSE! No body, no land body, no air body, no sea body, NO BODY should have to be a victim of unconsenting PRAWN.

I just wanted a little glimpse at some fish! And I googled it and what did I find! PRAWN! Everywhere! PRAWN PRAWN PRAWN! Prawn by the kilogram, Prawn by the bucket load! Prawn specials, Prawn Platters! Prawn combos and Prawn on Prawn sites! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE WORLD WITH SO MUCH PRAWN!

Please please free adult prawn from this terrible future of slavery in the online prawn industry. These prawns are being abused! STOP ABUSING FREE ADULT PRAWN! Stop it! They are just crusty asians like their crabby brothers. How would you like to be exploited, even tongue licked by sick sick viewers in the middle of the night who stare at their screens waiting for the download to complete their full length videos of adult prawn.

Let me just tell you something mister prawnographer addict! If you so much as look at one child prawn, you will die! DIE DIE DIE! Child prawn should be eaten not stripped! You’re a SHRIMP PIMP!

Everybody together: FREE ADULT PRAWN FREE ADULT PRAWN!!!

Amen.